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The Dirty Squirter™

The Dirty Squirter™

$22.99 USD
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You'll have so much fun squirting this bad boy that you'll be trying to get yourself and your dishes dirty just so you can play with it again.

If those cheap, ugly, dysfunctional soap bottles and pumps are ruining the look of your kitchen and bathroom, making you want to hide them under the sink every time a guest walks in, you’ve got a serious problem.

Luckily, our sleek, badass squirter is here to save the day—goodbye ugly bottles, hello cleaning you'll be looking forward to and you won't be able to stop smiling.

The Hardcore Features

Fully crafted from the finest material on Earth - silicone; and just like the way you should be: "it's built to last".

This puppy can hold up to 240ML of soap, shampoo, or whatever you fetish the most.

Being 14cm tall, and 6cm wide, it's the perfect size to fit in your hand just the way you'd want it to.

Being completely refillable, it can squirt round after round without ever giving out or needing to take a break.

Being as dynamic as it is sleek, it can hold dish liquid, soap, lotion, essential oils, or any other liquid.

Its Non-Lethal Pleasures

With a full load (240ML) of dish soap and squeezed at full force, this bad boy can freakishly blast close to 6 meters, with a level or accuracy, speed, and precision so ridiculously unneeded…it’s perfect!

*It's non-lethal*

When it comes to thicker shampoos and oils, the squirt feels like a soft caress—unlike the awkward rubs your spouse can never get right. No assault here!

Beyond the long-range fun, this little squirter will replace every soap bottle you’ve got—bathroom, kitchen, wherever. Say goodbye to ‘these cheap bottles make my favorite spaces look like sh*t,’ and hello to ‘damn, I love this.

No one likes doing dishes and most people would rather have their hair done for them.

But by having this sporty gadget, it's like lathering your dishes with a Super Soaker for grown-ups.

Aerospace Engineering

It's a complete Overkill of 'Aerospace Grade' Engineering.

Built like a tank, you'd have an easier time splitting uranium with a plastic spoon than destroying this bottle with your bare hands.

Whether you need it to squirt on yourself, your plates and pans, or anything else, you can bet your dishwasher and hot water tank that it won't let you down.

Our “No-BS” Guarantee

If this squirter ever wimps out and breaks within 60 days of your purchase, we’ll replace it for free or we can give you a 100% refund. Photo or video proof is required.

Global shipping should take between 5-10 days.

*You can find our Refund Policy in the Footer Menu*

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Why You Know You Need This...

Do You Hide Your Soap Bottles? This Squirter’s Too Sexy for That.

  • The Kitchen

    Hiding your embarrassing cheap and ugly soap bottle under the sink so your mom doesn’t laugh harder than she did when you said you’d move out by 30.

  • Bathroom

    That cluttered shower rack with bottles in every damn shape and size, because who the hell remembers what’s shampoo and what’s body wash anyway?

  • The Dreadful Pumps

    Our greatest enemy: Weak-ass pumps that jam, break, and leave you furiously shaking the bottle like you’re mixing a cocktail, or pounding it like it owes you money.

Still Not Convinced...

Here's why cheap soap bottles are an utter humiliation to you and your home...

The Dirty Squirter Your Soap Bottle

Fun

Strong Squirt

Built Like A Tank

Refillable

Sexy and Sleek

How Does it Work?

If you can blink, your overqualified to work this puppy.

Step #1

Remove The Head

Grip the top of the bottle (the hard part) and twist off the head—it's that easy.

Step #2

Load it Up

Pour in whatever liquid fuels your fire for the day, but stop just below the threads inside the bottle—any higher and you’ll have a mess when you try to close it.

Step #3

Get Wet n' Wild

Whatever you thought this was for—get ready to go wild! Aim the head of the bottle somewhere ‘safe,’ squeeze the base, and let the magic happen. Yep, we just made ‘dishes’ and ‘fun’ play nice together. You’re welcome!

Disclaimer

It’s Powerful, Not Bottomless

If your squirter isn’t blasting as hard and heavy as usual, it’s time for a refill. Yep, believe it or not, people actually ask this.

Our "No-BS" Guarantee

We know our squirter will bring a joy bomb of fun to your kitchen and bathroom. But, if you somehow put it through more hell than it was ever built for and it develops a hole, tear, or leak within 90 days, contact us here for a full refund or exchange. Check our full refund policy here for more information.

About Us

  • Family Owned

    We are an Australian based family owned business, who love providing people around the world high quality products that you've probably never heard of before with a slight sense of humour.

  • Our Mission

    To create a novel and convenient solution to a petty problem that has never had a great solution...until the dirty squirter was created.

  • The Community

    We love to create content online, and we love seeing other people's take on our products. Whether its Facebook, TikTok, or whatever you use, give us your feedback and tag us: #dirty_squirter